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when your morning coffee isn’t strong enough.

Mornings are already chaotic — your hair’s doing a rebellion, your phone’s gaslighting you, and someone (probably Nigel Farage) is saying something that makes you question democracy before 9AM.

That’s why this song exists.

Because sometimes you need a gentle guitar, a petty lyric, and a politically-charged sigh to start the day.

And then there’s that line — the one that hits a little too hard for a morning scroll:

“The more a country’s broken, the more the flags will fly —
and the ones who did the breaking will tell you who, not why.”

Yeah.
A little poetry to go with your toast and existential dread.

This is the soundtrack for:

– doomscrolling but in a melodic, held-together-by-vibes way
– giving the side-eye to political nonsense
– sending voice notes like “IS ANYONE SEEING THIS???”
– those mornings where you’re one headline away from moving into the woods
– pretending your life is an indie documentary about surviving British politics

Because honestly:
If Nigel could then Nigel would… and that’s the entire issue.

🎵 Stream it now.
Start your morning with a song that drags politely, sings sweetly, and tells the truth louder than Nigel ever should.

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